I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
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Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
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scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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