i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
We are two peas in an std pod
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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