You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
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let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
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If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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