My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
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No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
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It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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