I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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