you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
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It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
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Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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