Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I lost the right to judge tonight
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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