Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
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I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
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Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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