you guys were way drunker than both of me
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
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look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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