whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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