The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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