clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
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A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
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Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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