Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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