I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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