Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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