The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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