Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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