my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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