It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
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I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
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I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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