Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
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