Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Just took my morning after pill in the library
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when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
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The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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