So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
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His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
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You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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