i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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