Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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