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(248): View more from Michigan

Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.

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(360): View more from Washington

She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot

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(630): View more from Illinois

I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.

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(907): View more from Alaska

Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.

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(209): View more from California

His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.

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(205): View more from Alabama

I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.

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(540): View more from Virginia

I know her cup size but not her name....

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