He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
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