I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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