Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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