your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
this boner is exhausting
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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