just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
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I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
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So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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