it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
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