that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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