My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
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