That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Farmville is her only friend.
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I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
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Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird