you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
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But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
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he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation