Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
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the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
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We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.