I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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