just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
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I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
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is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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