is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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