Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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