Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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