So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
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they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
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If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
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