so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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