I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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