It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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