its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
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