We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I understand Curling. That high.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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