How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
whose parrot is this?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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