He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
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And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
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She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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