Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
