but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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