I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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