Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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