he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
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I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
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Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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