I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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