I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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